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溫州大餛飩不是來自溫州
太陽餅裡面沒有太陽
長頸鹿美語不是長頸鹿教美語
蒙古烤肉也不是來自蒙古
 溫泉蛋裡面沒有溫泉
老婆餅內餡沒別人老婆
鳳梨酥內餡是冬瓜
蒼蠅頭沒有蒼蠅
月亮蝦餅也沒月亮
 蘋果麵包沒有蘋果。
珍珠奶茶沒有珍珠
掛的是羊頭賣的是美豬肉
枕頭山上沒枕頭
 山頂國小不在山上，
山腳國小不在山腳下；
 二林不靠山，
二水不靠海；
鹿港國中不在鹿港鎮。
 宜蘭西魯肉裡沒有肉
大陸西紅柿不是柿子
I Started A Joke
I started a joke
Which started the whole world crying
But I didnt see
That the joke was on me, oh no
I started to cry
Which started the whole world laughing
Oh, if Id only seen
That the joke was on me
I looked at the skies
Running my hands over my eyes
And I fell out of bed
Hurting my head from things that Id said
Til I finally died
Which started the whole world living
Oh, if Id only seen
That the joke was on me
I looked at the skies
Running my hands over my eyes
And I fell out of bed
Hurting my head from things that Id said
Til I finally died
Which started the whole world living
Oh, if Id only seen, oh yeah
That the joke was on me, oh no
That the joke was on me
Oh, no, no, no
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