Well, very commercialized love practise

戀愛                                          貿易
_________________        _____________________

                Cosmetic Please!
會打扮                                           重包裝
Put some makeup                   Do some artwork

                Design Phase軟硬体要整合
拿文憑BS MS PHD                          搞証書CE, UL, RoHS 
披金帶銀Add jewlery                       附加僵值Added value

        Product Matured, Alright! Good enough,
待嫁女兒心，No more degree          產品研癸成熟Freeze the development 

              Time to the market(商机最重要, 過時不候)
Don't get too old                          before it is too late
                                 
       Product Survey and Market Research
篩選合適的對象                              過濾出好的買主
有眼光                                           要識貨   
Who's cool guy/gal!                      What is hot item 
                        promotion              
推銷自己                                        找机會讓產品曝光

          Opportunity  鎖定目標 不可輕舉妄動
靠緣份                                           靠机會    
寫情書                                           寫開發信   

      Dinner and Gift always work約會期勤接送多送禮
主動去約會                                     主動去拜訪
獻殷勤多待候                                  勤拜訪多服務
                
                       Fall in Love Man! 熱戀期
Sweet Talking                         Sales Talk
Best woman in the world        Best product that I ever saw
I love you dearly                    I love your product like crazy
long term relationship            long term business partner

                           Communication 溝通期
多交几個不吃虧                               貸比三家生意經
                                評估期Evaluation
講背景論家勢                                   讓排場論財力    

                   Get the Deal First 一切成交再說
Go steady relation                                       Keep good business relation
談收入來養家,                                          談產量 請報價
給承諾Commitment ? 婚前恊議最可靠   空口說白話,開張信用狀才可靠
想結婚, 要你說說看Propose a Marriage   要訂單,請他還個價Make an offer
先上車後補票Premarriage Sex           沒訂單先打樣Counter Sample
訂婚 Engagement                             試產Trial order
末婚夫婦Fiance                                 貿易伙伴Binsiness partner

                           用心机, 成交還靠使手段
委曲求全,先入為主                            低價先搶單
Someone special                          Unique product      
以退為進                                           交期排很滿

               How could you? 不奸不成商
我移情你別戀                               我偷搶客户你暗中轉單
脚踏两條船                                  訂單怎可下在同一家

             Agreement and Weddding  Music please!
Match Maker! Match Maker!   Make me a match, Find me a $-$ .....
                         正式簽約, 我含情你默默
Marriage Agreement                      Place an Order confirmation
下聘金                                          下訂金
Sign marriage Certificate結婚証書   Proforma Invoice please商業發票 
                            
                         Happiness and Security
要有儲蓄過日子                              要有資金來週轉
Honeymoon!  Get love one.          Cheer! Received payment
                                  Production
Having baby                                  Mass production
                                   Inspection
磨合期                                          配合期
Fulfill commitment                        Check product against counter sample
                                    Shipping 
Baby delivery                                     Release shipment
                                    Arguing
Complaining                                       Complaining
                                    Claim   
                              你得改先分床
你騙我,                                                RMA退貸維修
                         你不改再分居Seperation
別上床我不回家                        別出貨我不下單
                                  Divorce
                                     同意
私下解決                                                      私下解決
                                    不同意
上法院                                                         上法院

  After Service後遺症
孩子教養問題                                               客户售後服務問題
另結新歡                                                     再找新的Business partner
                   God knows eh! Life must keep going