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Beaten by my wife!
2006/01/13 11:07:17瀏覽463|回應3|推薦12

Don't worry, no need to call the cops!

This is not a domestic violence case.

Oh, my god, 1-7!

After all these years, the first one to beat me in 1 on 1 basketball turned out to be my wife.

How could this happen? She didn't even play basketball before. But she is super competitive, though.

I taught her some basketball 101, how to back in to the basketball even with a big guy like me defending her, how to move to the basket, and how to aim her shooting...

We played fair and square, only three rules were changed:

1. She coulf double dribble, but not carrying.

2. I couldn't turn my back on her, i.e. I always need to face her when I have the ball, not back in.

3. I could't move out of the paint.

7-1, I lost. No only lost, but badly.

She shot 7 for 8

I shot like 1 for 16!

Who said the better player could always win the game? Maybe she is a better player in that game.

My only execuse? I swam with two kids earlier in the day while she was watching.

Who to blame?

My basketball coach! He told me the following:

i). basketball was not all about scoring. I developed my rebounding, passing game and gave up me smooth/fancy moves, and became a solid catch-and-shoot mid-range jumper guy. And in 1-on-1, there is no one passing to me...

ii). Also keep your(my) butt to face the basketball. Don't dribble when you face the basketball. Coach, no angle was working for me when I moved toward the basketball.

Duhhhhh, my dear coach!

BUUUUUUT, 7-1?

Could you imagine? Give me some helps here, guys...

P.S. Sorry, due to heavy work load in the office, with acquisition and annual sales kick off meeting, global AE training, business planning, I am pulling a 12-hours day. For those, I promised to write about the Red-Leaf story, Immigration, etc. Please be patient. :=)

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OMG!!!
2006/01/17 03:03

i thought you got physically abused by your wife!

anyways...

finally set up the basket at our house...

lil' brother shoot some hoops with a random guy...

he turns out to be a pervert!!!

there's a difference between defense and sexual harrassment...

yikes!!!



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Win or lose is not a big deal
2006/01/15 14:00
Never underjudge someone you thought you  really understood, he or she maybe possess something you don't know.

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我看來,不是在打球
2006/01/15 13:16
看起來,是另一種對決。