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 Death Star Canteen by Eddie Izzard 狗吉拉快笑掉下巴 特別把全文翻譯出來 (當然有遺漏....) 與大家分享 笑片請點閱最後的鏈結 But there must be death star cantene yeah? there must be a cafeteria downstairs in between of battles, where Darth Vader could just chill and go down Darth Vader : I will have the penne allarrabiata Staff : You need a tray Darth Vader : You know who I am Staff : You know whoooo...... I am Darth Vader : This is not game of who the fuck are you for I am Vader .....Darth Vader Lord Vader I can kill you with a single thought Staff : Well, you still need a tray Darth Vader : No I will not need a tray I will not need a tray to kill you I can kill you with outake tray with power of the force which is strong within me, eventhough I couldve killed you with a tray if I so wished for I will hack at your neck with this thin bit until your blood flowed across the canteen floor Staff : No, the food is hot, youll need a tray to put the food on Darth Vader : Oh.... I see the food is hot, I am sorry , I ... I didnt realize ha ha ....... ha ha .... oh tray.......... I thought you were challenging me for a fight to the death Staff : A fight to the death? this is a canteen, I work here Darth Vader : Yes but I am Vader, I am Lord Vader, everyone challenges me to a fight to the death Lord Vader, Darth Vader, Im Das Vader, Lord Darth Vader..Sir Lord Darth Veder......Von Vader Ham.. The death star, I run this death star Staff : Whats the death star? Darth Vader : This is the death star....youre in the death star, I run the star Staff : This is a star? Darth Vader : This is a fucking star, I run it, Im your boss Staff : Youre Mr. Stevens ! Darth Vader : No, I...Whos Mr. Stevens ? Staff : Hes head of catering Darth Vader : Im not head of catering, Im Vader, I can kill catering with a thought I can kill you all, I can kill me with a thought just.....fuck..... I get a tray... This one(tray) is wet, This one is wet, This one is wet,..... did you dry these in a rainforest? why, with the power of death star do we not have a tray that is fucking dry (Trooper cut in from behind..............) Darth Vader : No no no...I was here first Trooper :
You have to form a queue if you want food Can I have, uh …a penne allarrabiata? thatd be very nice Darth Vader : No no...You know who I am Staff : Thats Jeff Vaders! that is
Darth Vader : Im not Jeff Vader!, Im Das Veder Trooper : What? Jeff Vader runs the death star? Darth Vader : No.... Jeff...no... I run the death star Trooper : Youre Jeff Vader! Darth Vader :
No Im Das Veder Trooper : Are you his brothers? can I have his autograph? Darth Vader : I cant get his...... no Im .... Jeff.... All right, Im Jeff Vader! Im Jeff Vader! Trooper : Can I get your autograph? Darth Vader : No, fuck off! or I will kill you with a tray Give me a penne allarrabiata or you shall die & you..
& everyone in the cantene .... death by tray it shall be |
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