因為還蠻好笑的

所以打在網誌上囉!

<<Grammar?>>

''Are your mother and father in?'' asked the neighbor when the small boy opened the door.

''They was in, "said the boy,"but they is out now."

"They was in, but they is out!" exclaimed the neighbor.

"Where's your grammar?''

''Out in the kitchen making some cookies." The boy replied.

From:http://www.chenhen.com/html/ english/2-jokes.htm

<<生活英文>>

正在學英語的阿虎，無時無刻都積極在找尋說英文的機會。

某日，他不小心在路上撞到一個外國人

阿虎很不好意思的說：「I am sorry!」

外國人:「I am sorry, too.」

小虎馬上又說:「I am sorry ....three.」

外國人很疑惑的問:「I am sorry for?」

阿虎連忙說:「I am sorry five...」

還好有一個好心人過來制止這ㄧ切繼續下去。