減肥健身小腹縮，顧盼自雄把衣脫，
既知天命猶偷嘴，色令智昏溺漩渦。
 
政商夜宴何其多，公關名媛自穿梭，
蜀琴趙瑟如流水，何苦執意試槍托。
 
芳姿曼妙影婆娑，她有心事對我說，
款款情深氛圍美，誰知是頭馬蜂窩。
 
空子粉頭已上桌，候傳粉絲一大撮，
改革列車漸出軌，清粥半碗屎一鍋。
 
吳育昇若是不馬上辭去立委職務，那就沒有公理了。
而且，馬英九先生的改革大業，一定會毀在這一顆老鼠屎上。
吳育昇出關之後說了不少，不過我相信，
更多人在等著，想看看賽門怎麼說。
 
就先來首「賽門說」
http://www.yy8844.com/ting/2034/47270.shtml
Simple simon say
I'd like to play a game,
That is so much fun,
And it's not so very hard to do,
The name of the game is Simple Simon says,
And I would like for you to play it to,
Put your hands in the air,
Simple Simon says,
Shake them all about,
Simple Simon says,
Do it when Simon says,
Simple Simon says,
And you will never be out.
Simple Simon says,
Put your hands on your head,
Let your back bone stretch,
Simon says,
Simple simon says,
Put your hands on your head,
Let your back bone stiff,
Simon says,
Put your hands on your head,
Simple Simon says,
Bring them down by your side,
Simple Simon says,
Shake them to your left,
Simple Simon Says,
Now shake them to your right,
Put your hands on your head,
Simple Simon says,
Bring them down by your side,
Simple Simon says,
Shake them to your left,
Simple Simon Says,
Now shake them to your right,
Now that you have learnt,
To play this game with me,
You can see its not so hard to do,
Lets try it once again,
This time more carefully,
And I hope the winner will be you.
Clap your hands in the air,
Simple Simon says,
Do it double time,
Simple Simon says,
Slow it down like before,
Simple Simon says,
Ah, your looking fine.
Simple Simon says,
Now clap them high in the air,
Simple Simon says,
Do it double time,
Simple Simon says,
Slow it down like before,
Simple Simon says,
Ah, your looking fine.