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*True Friendship *

 Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always

sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

 1. *When you are sad* -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

 2. *When you are blue* -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. *When you smile* -- I will know you finally got laid.

 4 *When you are scared* -- I will try to calm your nerves, unless it is   something silly then I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. *When you are worried* -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6  *When you are confused* I will use little words.

7. *When you are sick* -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

 8. *When you fall* -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass, but then I will help you get up.

9. *This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". *

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get  depressed because you can only think of 4.

 *Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a
 REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you
ever need me to bring a shovel.*

*Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you
can feel the true warmth*