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心目中的男人
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 22)
心目中的男人 (22歲時第一次寫)
1. Handsome 帥
2. Charming 迷人
3. Financially Successful 有錢
4. A Caring Listener 忠實的聽眾
5. Witty 風趣
6. In Good Shape 體力
7. Dresses with Style 衣合宜
8. Appreciates the Finer Things 品味高雅
9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 時時讓我驚喜
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover 狂野浪漫的情人

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 32)
心目中的男人(32歲時改寫)
1. Nice Looking - preferably with hair on his head 五官端正-最還有頭髮
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 會幫我開車門,拉座椅
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant 肯花錢帶我上館子吃頓
4. L istens more than he talks 聽的比說的多
5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times 聽我講笑話,該笑時會笑
6. Can carry in all the groceries with ease 肯幫我提菜籃
7. Owns at least one tie 歹有條領帶
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal 喜歡吃我煮的菜
9. Remembers Birthdays and Anniversaries 不會忘了生日及週年紀念日
10. Seeks romance at least once a week 一週至少溫存一番

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 42)
心目中的男人(42歲時改寫)
1. Not too ugly - bald head OK 還像個人- 禿子也無妨
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 等我上了車才開車
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion?工作穩定-偶爾在麥當勞請吃大餐
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking 還肯聽我說話
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes 聽得懂笑話
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 搬得動傢俱
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach 會找遮得住"小"腹的襯衫穿
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 不會笨到去買須要開瓶器的香檳
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down 上完廁所能把馬桶蓋歸位
10. Shaves on most weekends 每週刮鬍子

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 52)
心目中的男人(52歲時改寫)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length 偶爾剪個鼻毛
及耳毛
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 不在公開場合打嗝或挖鼻孔
3. Doesn't borrow money too often 有點債信
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm emoting 我興緻來的時候,不會呼呼大睡
5. Doesn't re-tell same joke too many times 一樣的笑話不講太多次
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on Weekends 週末還肯離開沙發
7. Usually wears m atching socks and fresh underwear 會穿成對的襪子及乾淨
的內衣褲
8. Appreciates a good TV Dinner 肯吃電視快餐
9. Remembers your name on occasion 多少記得別人的名字
10. Shaves on some weekends 偶爾刮個鬍子

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 62)
(心目中的男人 (62歲時改寫)
1. Doesn't scare small children 不會嚇壞小朋友
2. Remembers where bathroom is 還記得浴室在哪
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 大病沒有
4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep) 醒的時候鼾聲不
大(睡的時候可得大聲些)
5. Doesn't forgets why he's laughing 還記得為何發笑
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 還站的起來
7. Usually wears some clothes 不會光身子亂跑
8. Likes soft foods 肯吃軟食
9. Remembers where he left his teeth 還記得假牙在哪
10. Remembers when.... 還記得‧‧‧

What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 72)
心目中的男人(72歲那年改寫)
1. Breathing 
 
 
前一陣子,一個好友不知道哪根筋不對,對她老公百般挑剔,怎麽看,怎麽不順眼。多年的夫妻,整天冷戰熱戰,讓人擔心。我趕快把這“心目中的好男人”的 email 找出來寄給她,希望她看了,對老公的要求,標準降低一些。其實,大家不都說,老伴不能只有一個,最好至少有十個,那麽,如果把對老公的要求,比照對其他九個老伴的要求標準,或許自己日子會過得開心得多。。。
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Moving Target
2013/08/18 07:27

哈哈!

很好的座右銘

挑戰與日俱增

向移動的標竿直奔

努力維持不同年齡階段的好男人形象

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JKTsai 老鼠嫁女兒
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2013/07/07 10:23

好加在!已經過了60,只缺了一點(而已)

1. Doesn't scare small children 不會嚇壞小朋友
2. Remembers where bathroom is 還記得浴室在哪
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 大病沒有
4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep) 醒的時候鼾聲不
大(睡的時候可得大聲些)
5. Doesn't forgets why he's laughing 還記得為何發笑
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 還站的起來
7. Usually wears some clothes 不會光身子亂跑
8. Likes soft foods 肯吃軟食
9. Remembers where he left his teeth 還記得假牙在哪
10. Remembers when.... 還記得‧‧‧

胡桃粒(dhu5853) 於 2013-07-10 11:44 回覆:
讚!

.花果山
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2013/06/29 23:06
嘿嘿,桃粒,拐著彎子罵我們男生厚。
胡桃粒(dhu5853) 於 2013-07-04 04:58 回覆:
嘻嘻。。。花兄多包涵笑

瓜牛 - 陸戰隊日記
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好棒的翻譯
2013/06/19 06:43
曾看過這篇文章的原文(英文),但是你的翻譯真是太傳神了,比原文還有味!
胡桃粒(dhu5853) 於 2013-07-04 04:54 回覆:

Dear 瓜牛,
這翻譯是朋友傳給我的,不是我翻的,我這中輟生的國文是不太靈光底喔~耶!


亞納
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健康、負責、懂得尊重別人
2013/06/11 17:18

健康、負責、懂得尊重別人

就是好男人

胡桃粒(dhu5853) 於 2013-06-14 11:39 回覆:
一點也沒錯。。。