我從我婆婆那裡聽到了這個笑話。我想當太太的人都會喜歡這個笑話的，呵呵呵… 我把它寫在這裡，翻譯不好的地方請多多指教。

審判日到了。上帝出現後說：「我要所有的男人排成二行。一行是真正做到是一家之主的人，另一行是那些被他們的女人掌管的人。我要所有的女人都向聖彼得報到去。」

很快的，女人都走了，剩下排成二列的男人。結果，排在被太太管的男人的隊伍有 1000 英哩之長，而排在真正是一家之主的丈夫的隊伍的男人卻只有一個。

上帝說：「你們男人應該為自己感到可恥。我造了你們，希望你們成為一家之主。你們卻沒有聽從我的話，沒有完成你的使命。我告訴你們要作家裡的屬靈的領導者，而你們當之中竟然只有一個人遵守了(我的誡命)。」

「跟他學學！ 來，我的兒子。告訴他們，你是如何做到能夠成為這個行列裡唯一的人呢?」

那個人回答說：「我也不知道。我太太叫我站在這裡的….」

Judgment Day arrives. God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St Peter.”

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 1000 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household. You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your purpose. I told you to be the spiritual leader in your family. Of all of you, only one obeyed.

Learn from him. Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

The man replied, “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”