A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

一個主日學老師問她的一群正要去參加主日崇拜的小朋友們說 : 「為什麼在教堂裡必須保持安靜呢?」

一個聰明的小女孩回答說 : 「因為人家在睡覺!」

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. Someone had written a note and placed it next to the apples. It read, “Take only one, God is watching.”

Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One little boy wrote his own note and sneaked it next to the cookies, “Take all you want, God is watching the apples.”

一群基督教學校的小朋友在學校餐廳排隊領午餐。桌子的前端有一大堆的蘋果，有人在蘋果旁邊留了一張字條。字條上寫著 : 「(每人)只能拿一個，上帝在看著喔!」

沿著隊伍過去，桌子的另一端有一大堆巧克力碎片餅乾。一個小男孩自己寫了一張字條，又偷偷地把字條放到餅乾旁邊。【字條的內容是這樣的】 「想拿幾個就拿幾個，(因為)上帝現在在顧著蘋果。」