ChiCheng Hsu

Writer at SCT ltd co.

Are They Eco-Conservation Experts? Hsu ChiCheng

They are eco-conservation experts
Who are given to boasting
As if there were no other experts

Often they pride themselves on books
They know the inches of some birds or animals
They know the outlooks of some plants
They can trace their opinions to the very sources
And they write articles to express them
Then they collect them into books, to obtain prizes
They are selected mayors, people’s representatives, or even presidents by cheating in ballot
Yes, they are eco-conservation experts

Very pompously they say sweet potatoes are drop-root plants
Very pompously they say there are no cicadas in Taipei
Very pompously they say bamboos grow out of seeds
Very pompously they say earthworms can twitter
Very pompously they say mole crickets are earth crickets
Very pompously they say they climb onto tomatoes to play in their childhood
Very pompously they say when it rains the birds gather to fly and twitter
Very pompously they say they use nets to catch shrikes
Yes, they are eco-conservation experts
But, some day, when they come to the countryside and see a docile ox
They say it is a monster with two horns, trembling out of fear

Aren’t they eco-conservation experts?
I am not sure
Because they style themselves as eco-conservation experts
I am not entitled to negate it
Since I grow up in the countryside by playing with mud
A bumpkin, I lack eloquence and booklore
And I cannot outargue them
So forget it!
Let them style themselves eco-conservation experts!

World of Poets 2014/3/2

中文原詩如后:

他們是生態保育專家？    許其正

他們是生態保育專家

他們這麼自誇

仿佛除了他們再無他人

他們常常拿著書本作憑恃

他們能說出某種動物的身長

他們能說出某種植物的樣子

他們能舉出他們的說法是有所本的

他們還筆之成文，發表出來

並彙集成書，獲得大獎

他們運用來騙票當選市長、民意代表甚至總統

是的，他們是生態保育專家

他們大剌剌地說落地生根是蕃薯

他們大剌剌地說台北市沒有蟬

他們大剌剌地說竹子是用種子種出來的

他們大剌剌地說蚯蚓會鳴叫

他們大剌剌地說螻蛄是土蟋蟀

他們大剌剌地說小時候和同伴爬到蕃茄樹上玩遊戲

他們大剌剌地說下雨時鳥兒成群飛翔鳴叫

他們大剌剌地說抓伯勞是用的網子

是的，他們是生態保育專家

可是，有一天，他們到鄉間看到溫馴的牛

卻說那是長了兩支角的怪物，嚇得不停發抖

他們不是生態保育專家嗎？

這我可不敢說了

因為他們自命是專家

我沒資格給否認

因為我是從小在鄉下成天捏泥巴吃泥土長大的

這種土包子沒有辯才，沒有書本作憑恃

再怎麼講也講不過他們

乾脆不講也罷！

就讓他們去自誇他們是生態保育專家吧！