劇本特色：

藉著[捷運]MRT,[孔廟]Confucius Temple,[八五大樓]Sky Tower

和[世運志工]Du Du Train等角色組成的 4-T-CLUB，

從高雄的[最新建設],[傳統寶藏],[高角視野]和[親切導覽]等

四個角度來介紹〔幸福迎世運〕；

呈現方式是 英文數來寶式 的 韻文 及 相聲式 的 俏皮肢體動作。

 World Games Party         　　        Uncle Fat  編導

【All】 Oh ! Hello to our dear friends~ ! Welcome you all to Kaohsiung~ ! Here is our World Games Show~ ! Follow us and happy to go ~ ! Piz Piz Pi (Hey!)  Paz Paz Pa (Ha!) Piz Piz Pi (Hey!)  Paz Paz Pa (Ha!)  Follow us and happy to go ~ !

【DDT】 Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s our honor to see you all.

【All】 We are …. 4–T–CLUB !

【MRT】I am M.R.T..  Let me show you a modern way of Kaohsiung!

【CT】 I am C.T.(What?) Confucius Temple.(Oh~) Let me show you a lot of traditional treasures of Kaohsiung !

【ST】 I am S.T.(What?) Sky Tower.(Oh~) I’m one of the landmarks of Kaohsiung. Let me show you a wonderful view !

【DDT】 My name is D.D.T. (Wow!) Don’t be afraid. It’s my nickname. Du Du Train.(Oh~) I’m a World Games volunteer of Kaohsiung. It’s my pleasure to introduce the beautiful city for everyone !

【All】  (Yea~ Me too. Me too.) Piz Piz Pi (Hey!) Paz Paz Pa (Ha!) We are … 4–T–CLUB !

【All】 Oh, my friend, let`s go ! Welcome to Kaohsiung. (Yah!) May you be happy, follow me to see. (Yo!) Oh,my friend, waiting for you. There`s a party in Kaohsiung. 2-0-0-9 World Games Show, 2-0-0-9 the World- Games- Show! (Yea~)

【MRT】 World Games is fun ! World Games is exciting !

【DDT】 World Games is charming ! World Games is nice !

【ST】    I can’t wait. I can’t wait. Please begin right away~

【CT】 Calm down, Calm down, please don’t shout ! So many friends will visit our city. So many eyes will look and see.

【MRT】 What we have done ?

【CT】   Where we have to go ?

【DDT】 What should we say and what should we know ?

【All】 Let us tell you. It’s our job. Because we are…4–T–CLUB ! Kaohsiung is sunny. Kaohsiung is friendly. Kaohsiung is beautiful by the sea !

【MRT】  And now we have M.R.T. (All right !) You may go west to Siziwan Bay. Enjoy sunset and café ! Or you may go east to Martial Arts Stadium(中正技擊館). The billiard game is gonna play ! Or you may go north to Ciaotou sugarhouse(橋頭糖廠). Yummy ice lolly is really “Wow” ! If you want to transfer to train or plane, M.R.T. make you easy to get !

【CT】  Don’t miss the wonderful public arts, the dome of light(光之穹頂), the sign of pray(美麗島站出口 - 祈禱意象), the largest shelter(雨庇) and emerald laminate(小港機場站 - 凝結的綠寶石) ! (whistle~)

【ST】 Hello! Now Welcome to the viewing deck. The lift you take is realy fast! Just on the top where you stand, the whole Kaohsiung city you may survey. The Dream Mall(夢時代) like a whale swimming to the sea,the Singung Pier(新光碼頭) and wonderful spring, no matter day or night,you’ll see the Kaohsiung’s Eye(摩天輪). It’s so beautiful with colorful lights.(Yah~)

【CT】 Don’t forget Tso-ying and lots of relics. Confucius Temple and Tangrong Brick Kiln(唐榮磚窯廠). What else relics do you know?

【All】  I don’t know. I don’t know. You don’t tell me. How should I know?

【CT】 Tso-ying was deveolped 300 years ago. (Wow!) You’ll see maze alleies(迷宮巷), easy go in, hardly out. (Wow!) The first grade relic is Fengshan City Wall(鳳山縣舊城牆). (Wow!) Dragon Tiger Tower and Lotus Pond, traditional buildings and chewing gum?(What?) Oh,no~ lots of fun ! (Oh!)

【MRT】  By the way, the Main Stadium(主場館) for 2009 World Games… is also near by !(Wow~) Spiral continuum(連續螺旋體) and solar energy, open stadium and the urban park ! No “Wow”… Do you know how many seats are there ?

【All】  I don’t know. I don’t know. You don’t tell me. How should I know?

【MRT】  Ladies and Gentlemen, total seats are… 55,000! (Wow,Wow,Wow~)

【ST】    What can you do? D.D.T. ?

【DDT】 I don’t know. I don’t know. You don’t tell me. How should I know? (Everybody “Ha~”) Well, just kidding. I am Du Du Train. Let me take you anywhere. I am a volunteer. Follow me to watch and hear. Go hiking? To Chaishan(柴山) ! Go cycling? To Love River ! Wanna take a Ferry and Bus tour? To Cijin ! Wanna go to Night Market? Liouhe or Rueifong(瑞豐)? No problem ! (Yah~) Meanwhile, I can tell you some interesting stories. (Cool!) Do you know the stories of Love River ?

【All】  I don’t know. I don’t know. You don’t tell me. How should I know?

【DDT】  All right. About 60 years ago, two lovers jumped into this river (Bon~Bon~) and drowned (Uh~). They died for their love just like Romeo and Juliet. But it’s not good ! At that time, the river’s name was Kaohsiung River. One reporter came from Taipei to cover the news. When that reporter saw a signboard on riverbank, with two words “Love River” on it, he thought “It should be the river’s name.”, so he used it in writing the news report. But in fact, that was the name of a boating service shop(遊船所). Well~ Because of the beautiful misunderstanding, the reporter renamed this river. From then on, Kaohsiung began to have a famous river, (“Love River”. Oh, I see.) Another story just like a Movie…(Movie?) Yah~ “Pretty woman walking down the street, Pretty woman when she met a King ! “ (Really?) Yes, many years ago, a young bar girl was walking along the Love River. She met a king from Africa. The king fell in love with the girl and decided to marry her. So, the girl became a crown princess ! (Oh, My…)

【All】  Kaohsiung is really a happy and lucky city !

【DDT】  Now, let’s welcome all the friends to the 2009 World Games Party…

【All】  Yah~ Welcome to Kaohsiung ~

(Singing) Oh, my friend, let`s go! Welcome to Kaohsiung. May you be happy. Follow me to see. Walk along Love River, Let’s go climbing Chai Mountain. Never forget Lotus Pond. With all my heart I welcome you. Oh, my friend, waiting for you, there`s a party for World Games 2009 in Kaohsiung (Repeat), 2-0-0-9 in Kaohsiung! Hu Ray ! Thank you !