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| 一早收到小姑寄來的電子笑話，笑得我差點兒沒把我的肚腹上手術的刀口再拉扯開。我這小姑獨處，名符其實的三高大美女，不曉得老是去那裡找來這些男男女女的笑話，教我和她小哥（那就是我的良人啦）這種深得其中三昧的更是又好哭又好笑。轉貼在這裡讓大家也開懷一番。 第四條真是絕！五條是經典，七條則是我們家兩個人大半輩子的課題，到現在還在相互學習。第九條…呃，每個女人都犯過吧？  Things ALL Men Think…but don't say out loud to Women 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 3. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 4. Crying is blackmail. 5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 6.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.. 7. Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 9. If you think you're fat, you probably are… Don't ask us. 10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 11. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 嚴同學們：我們已經搬家了，請到1985嚴同學集散地。 |
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