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When women are over 30
2006/01/05 11:54:42瀏覽180|回應0|推薦2
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
 
1. A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of 
   the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
   care what you think.
 
2. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game,
    she doesn't sit around whining about it.   She does
    something she wants to do. And, it's usually something
    more interesting.
 
3. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be
    assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants
    and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give
    a damn what you might think about her or what she's
    doing.
 
4. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a
    screaming match with you at the opera or in the
    middle of an expensive restaruant. Of course, if you
    deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
    think they can get away with it.
 
5. Older women are generous with praise, ofthen
    undeserved. They know what it's like to be
    unappreciated.
 
6. A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce
    you to her women friends. A younger woman with a
    man will often ignore even her best friend because
    she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
 
7. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted
    to her friends because she knows her friends won't
    betray her.
 
8. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
    confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always
    know.
 
9. A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red
    lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag
    queens.
 
10. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30
      is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
 
11. Older women are forthright and honest.  They'll tell
     you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one!
     You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with
     her.
 
Yes, we praise women over 30 or a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.  For every stunning,
smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald,
paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself
with some 22-year-old waitress.
 
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, " Why
buy the cow when you can get the milk for free. " Here's
an update for you:
 
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage..........
 
 
 
This was written by Andy Rooney from American CBS 60 Minutes
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