Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "Whatever you do, never lie, or you will spendthe rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

三個男子等著進入天國。聖彼得說：「你們做什麼都可以，就是不能說謊，否則永生的其餘時間，都要和天下第一醜女共度。」

The first guy makes it a week before he lies abouthow rich he was on Earth. The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is.

甲忍了一星期，撒謊說自己在世時很有錢。乙比甲多忍了兩星期，也撒謊說自己很聰明。

The first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man.

甲、乙被罰和其醜無比的女子在一起，看到丙和歷來最辣的女郎走在一塊。

The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

兩人異口同聲說：「為什麼你得到美女，我們卻擺脫不了這 些醜八怪？」

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

丙輕輕推了美女一把說：「你來解釋。」女子回答：「我說了謊。」