心理醫生建議一個怕老婆的男子展現強勢氣概，男子決定聽醫生的話。

He went home, slammed the door and growled, "I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?"

他回家時甩門，對妻子叫嚷：「我現在就要吃晚飯，你煮好飯就上樓折我的衣服。還有一件事，你知道誰要幫我打領結嗎？」

"I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "the undertaker."

妻子淡定的回答：「當然知道。葬儀社的人。」