小強尼跟父親去馬匹拍賣會。他看到父親摸各匹馬的大腿、臀部和胸部。

Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing that?"

強尼問：「爸，你為什麼要這樣做」

"Because I'm thinking of buying these horses."

父親回答：「因為我想買馬。」

"We'd better hurry home. The UPS man stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy Mom."

強尼說：「我們趕快回去。昨天有快遞員到我們家，我認為他想買媽媽。」