小女孩坐在祖父大腿上，她端詳老人家臉上的皺紋老半天，最後問：「爺爺，你是上帝造的嗎？」

"He did honey, a long time ago," replies her grandpa.

祖父回答：「是啊，寶貝，很久以前。」

"Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl.

小女孩又問：「那我是上帝造的嗎？」

"Yes, He did, and that wasn't too long ago," answers her grandpa.

祖父回答：「沒錯，幾年前才造的。」

"He's sure doing a lot better job these days, isn't He?" says the little girl.

小女孩說：「祂現在技術比較好，對不對？」