A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

有個美女喜歡種番茄，可是番茄就是不會紅。有一天，她碰到一個男性鄰居，對方菜園滿是紅通通的番茄。 

The woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

女子問：「你怎麼讓番茄變得那麼紅？」男子回答：「我每天兩次裸身穿上雨衣，走到菜園前面露鳥。我的番茄就羞到臉紅。」 

The woman decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden.

女子決定如法炮製，因此每天兩次在自己菜園裸身。 

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, did your tomatoes turn red?"

男鄰居有天經過，向女子說：「對了，你的番茄紅了嗎？」 

"No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

女子回答：「沒有，可是我的小黃瓜長得超大。」