The above beautiful image is from Andre Furtado.

“If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment.”

Carlos Santana

Former French President Francois Goda has always been known for his “quick wit and tact.”

One day a British lady asked him, “Are French women more attractive than women from other countries?”

“Of course,” said Goda without hesitation, “Because a woman in Paris is as beautiful as a rose at twenty, as charming as a love song at thirty, and even more perfect at forty.”

“And after forty?” asked the English lady.

President Goda smiled and said, “You know, Ma ‘am, a Parisian woman, no matter how old she is, never looks more than forty!”

In the early years of the Republic of China, Mr. Gu Weijun served as China’s minister to the United States. Once he went to an international ball in Washington; At that time, a Miss America was dancing with him. Suddenly, Miss America asked Gu, “Excuse me, do you like Miss China or Miss America?”

Gu Weijun answered with a smile, “Whoever likes me, I like her!”

This ingenious answer, polite and respectful, does not create the dilemma of “caring for one or losing the other.” What a master!

A handsome young man from America was staying in a holiday hotel. But he stumbled on the wrong way and walked into an old lady’s room without knocking on the door.

‘I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I must be in the wrong room! ‘said the handsome young man apologetically.

“That’s not necessarily true!” The old lady said with a smile, “It’s just forty years late!”

“如果您內心充滿歡樂，，你可以隨時療愈。”

卡洛斯桑塔納

法國前總統戈達，一向是以「急智、機智」出名。
某天，一位英國太太問他：「法國女人是不是真的比其他國家的女人更迷人？」
戈達毫不猶豫地說：「那當然囉！因為巴黎的女人二十歲時，美如玫瑰； 三十歲時，也像情歌一樣迷人；而四十歲時，就更完美了。」
那位英國太太又問：「那麼四十歲以後呢？」
戈達總統微笑地說：「太太，妳知道嗎，一個巴黎女人，不論她幾歲，看起來都不會超過四十歲啊！」


顧維鈞先生在民國初年，出任我國駐美公使。有一次，他參加華盛頓的國際性舞會；當時，一位美國小姐和他一起跳舞，忽然間，那美國小姐問顧維鈞：「請問，您喜歡中國小姐，還是喜歡美國小姐？」
顧維鈞面帶笑容地回答說：「凡是喜歡我的，我都喜歡她！」
這一妙答，既禮貌又敬人，也不會造成「顧此失彼」的窘境，真是個高手呀！


有一個英俊的美國青年，住在一家渡假旅館中，但是他迷迷糊糊地走錯了，未敲門，就走進一位老太太的房間。
「對不起，對不起！我一定是走錯房間了！」這英俊青年抱歉地說。
「那倒也不一定！」老太太微笑地說；「只不過是遲了四十年而已啦！」