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引用文章飲酒與人生--用酒瓶打造的佛寺 Wine should be tasted while one's character is evaluated.品酒＝酒品 Drinking wine can be a kind of taste. However, drinking too much wine can be a waste.小酒怡情 Driving after drinking can be risky. 飲酒作樂助興之餘 更該保障自己及他人用路安全 I used to read something interesting about the hangover of a husband. Hahahahahahaha A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. “Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!” Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, “Son, what happened last night?” His son says, Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door”. Confused, the man asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!” His son replies, “Oh, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said, “LADY, LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!“ Moral Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00 Broken crockery - $ 800.00 Breakfast - $ 10.00 Saying the Right Thing While Drunk -"PRICELESS" So every drunk man should bear this in mind, "LADY, LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!“ |
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