Parrot for sale

A man went to an auction. He bid on a parrot.

He really wanted this bird, so he kept on bidding,

But kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher.

Finally, he won the bid. As he was paying, he said to the auctioneer,

"I surely hope such a costly parrot can talk.

"Don't worry", said the auctioneer,

"He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"

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A faithful dog

Buyer to seller: Is your dog faithful?

Seller: Yes, I have sold him 3 times earlier.

He is so faithful, and every time he returned back to me.

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Ask for a clean cup

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"

1st customer: "I'll have tea."

2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the cup is clean!"

Waiter instructs the cook: "Two cups of tea, with one asked for a clean cup."