《Hello Polo – 13》

Turned out it was a VENUS FLY TRAP kind of handshake.

With eyes locked to each other, Cupids flying around……and all that.

No doubt an unforgettable One Nice Shake.

(I nearly had a seizure there and then)

為順應民情，更怕被遭到閃躲搞得更糗，平狗歐巴桑忍痛決定﹕『擁抱』出局、『握手』勝出。

這就超不情願地伸出僵硬的右手，故作老練地向他道謝。

沒想到 “破鑼”小弟帶著惡作劇般的促狹笑容，雙手同時鉗住民婦搽了五個顏色指甲油的小手，握了又握…再握…還握……

民婦且握且抬頭，再度張口結舌，拿著磁鐵的左手舉在半空中，那隻右手就就這麼被握了不止兩分鐘。(好爽)

矮油～～(用力跺腳)，早知道就擁抱了嘛!!

《Hello Polo – 14》

Let me try giving you a simile here,

It might help to picture why all the “Polo Crush” is about:

It’s like the kind of candies with nice chocolate on the outside, (LIKE at the first sight)

And when you bite into it, there is EVEN BETTER chocolate inside! (Cupids flying, harps playing…)

Too bad we don’t usually come upon a great big handful of GOURMET SWEETS like HIM…oops, I mean IT – the CANDY.

至今整整一年，每每想到這段驚濤駭浪的『師奶遭強握手』脫軌演出，還是覺得超失落的。

現在回憶起來， “破鑼” 那付低頭蹙眉的抿嘴笑臉 (七分側)，簡直是電影『超人再起』中新超人的翻版 (新的、年輕的那個唷！)

若非當時民婦我已呈顏面神經局部麻痺、連帶語言中樞短暫癱瘓狀況，或許還能急中生智、脫口而出：還想集『林志玲優格磁鐵』外加八套Hello Kitty!! 

釀子的話，不知能否與 “破鑼” 天天相見厚？？

《下回完結》