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1:23
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Jimmy
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Whoa! Slow down there, captain. You say people are talking about your tight pants down at the village square? Well, I find that hard to believe, because ever since I moved to this town, everyone I know has been talking about my tight pants.
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哇！船長，你慢點。你說人們在村莊廣場上談論你的緊身褲？我對此很難相信，因為自從我搬到這個鎮上以來，我認識的每個人都在談論我的緊身褲。
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1:35
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Matthew
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Whoa, now! That's top shelf. Negatory there, rookie nuts! 'Cause ever since I was born, I've been making sure that my pants were all tight, all tight, all tight.
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哇塞！這太自大了。新手大白癡，不對！因為自我出生以來，我就一直確保我的褲子一直都很緊，很緊，很緊。
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1:49
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Matthew
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And matter of fact, this weekend, Mayor Grimble is throwing his annual Pants Fest, and he's gonna declare my pants the tightest in the land.
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事實上，這個週末，格林布市長要舉辦他一年一度的**「褲子節」**，他會宣布我的褲子是全境最緊的。
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1:58
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Jimmy
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Well, I just heard from Postmaster Derek, and he said my pants are first class. He even said he's gonna put them on a stamp!
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喔，我剛從郵局局長德瑞克那裡聽到，他說我的褲子是頭等艙等級。他甚至說要把它們印在郵票上！
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2:08
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Matthew
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[Scoffs] It's time you tap the brakes, there, you chicken-faced, bird-beaked son of a bitch. Here's the new rules. I am the only one who gets to wear tight pants in this town. You got it?!
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[嘲笑] 你最好踩一下剎車，你這雞臉、鳥嘴的混蛋。新的規矩來了。我是這個鎮上唯一可以穿緊身褲的人。你明白嗎？！
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2:22
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Matthew
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Why?! 'Cause my pants are the tightest, my pants are the smoothest, and they're great for sipping cocktails. Plus, they're 100% organic and made from the finest blue Weber agave. Comprende, compadre?
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為什麼？！因為我的褲子最緊，我的褲子最光滑，而且它們非常適合啜飲雞尾酒。此外，它們還是100%有機，由最優質的藍色龍舌蘭（Weber agave）製成。Comprende（你懂嗎），兄弟？
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2:42
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Jimmy
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What the hell are you talking about?
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你到底在說什麼鬼東西？
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2:44
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Matthew
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Now you best put a lid on that lagniappe, Captain Poopin' Stock before I get all holy up in your co-yo-te. I am not talking about the pantalones here coverin' my chicharrones. I'm talking about my new tequila pantalones. You squeezing my lime, Optimus Prime?
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你最好閉上你那張多嘴的嘴，傻蛋隊長，否則我會對你很不客氣。我不是在說遮住我肉肉的長褲。我是在說我的新龍舌蘭酒品牌 Pantalones（褲子）。你明白我的意思嗎，柯博文？
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3:08
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Jimmy
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Loud and clear, Buccaneer. I guess I'll find a new town.
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說得很清楚，海盜。我想我得找個新城鎮了。
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