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Retiredbum notes:
Sometimes we need "lubricant" to make our lives easier and smoother. Following are several witty but humorous remarks, briefly written in beautiful English, that will certainly make you smile a knowing smile upon reading them. There you go.
Expressing 'truths' with humour.
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
Wherein a man loses His bachelors degree And a woman gains her masters
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
From the notes of the lecturer
To the notes of students
Without passing through the minds
Of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
Multiplied by the
Number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
A cake in such a way that
Everybody believes
He got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
Masculine will power is
Defeated by feminine water-power!
CONFERENCE
ROOM: A place where everybody talks,
Nobody listens
And everybody disagrees later on
CLASSIC:
A book
Which people praise,
But never read
SMILE:
A curve
That can set
A lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place
Where you can relax
After your strenuous
Home life
YAWN:
The only time
When some married men
Ever get to open
Their mouth
EXPERIENCE:
The name
Men give
To their
Mistakes
DIPLOMAT:
A person
Who tells you
To go to hell
In such a way
That you actually look forward
To the trip
OPTIMIST:
A person
Who, while falling
From the EIFFEL TOWER
Says in mid fall
"SEE, I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
MISER:
A person
Who lives poor
So that
He can die RICH!
FATHER:
A banker
Provided
by Nature BOSS:
Someone who
is early When you are late
And late
When you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who
Shakes your hand
Before elections
And your Confidence
Later
DOCTOR:
A person
Who kills
Your ills
By pills,
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