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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.



Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages..... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.

雙關語有時蠻毒滴.

  THE END.

( 休閒生活｜笑話 )

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	MmMm 等級：8 留言｜加入好友

哈哈

2009/11/12 16:27

男人的一生就這麼簡單呀

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-13 17:30 回覆：

簡單就是快樂,沒有一個男生會為化妝品或出門穿戴什麼而煩惱.


	the dreamer girl 等級：8 留言｜加入好友

how is your view

2009/11/12 11:51

I'm interested how do you think about me

which layer I am

the dreamer girl~~ 最新作品：

義大利- 菲拉拉(Ferrara)

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-12 16:24 回覆：

This is an easy question.

You're just out of Africa, so you are now in Europe.


	the dreamer girl 等級：8 留言｜加入好友

not enough

2009/11/12 11:41

Your Geography of a man is so blurry

Can you give more about man's Geography of all age layer

the dreamer girl~~ 最新作品：

義大利- 菲拉拉(Ferrara)

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-12 16:21 回覆：

1-20 Disney land

21-40 Disney land

41-64 Disney land

65-80 Disney land ( But we get free ride when called senior citizen )


	tacocity 等級：8 留言｜加入好友

Dad Song

2009/11/12 10:56

呵呵，原來我的人生階段類似以色列國哪。

昨日來，看到divagirl 的回應，不禁哈哈大笑，
曾看過《Mom song》的影音，當時就被逗得哈哈笑，
沒想到《Dad song》更逗，差一點笑岔了氣。

只是想學習如何描繪週遭景緻而已。

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-12 18:13 回覆：

您不寂寞滴,吾家太座與妳"同國".所以我的皮繃得很緊.

<Dad song>,爸爸也有苦衷,

因為Mom always have second opinion and she won all the time...


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Location?

2009/11/12 06:47

What about girls younger than 18?

I am Kawaichild, a cute little girl.

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-12 07:33 回覆：
Location? Girl's Dad usually say: Cute girl, stay home, don't go out.


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難怪

2009/11/12 05:30

前幾年開始愛上希臘餐
現在是週週吃

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-12 07:58 回覆：
原來妳這麼年輕.希臘菜很好,清淡又健康.保持良好飲食習慣,就不會變成Great Britain.


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If men are ruled by nuts

2009/11/12 02:59

From 18 - 25, they are ruled by chestnuts, the prettier the better.

From 25 - 40, they are ruled by coconuts, the sweeter the better.

From 40 and on, they are ruled by hazelnuts, the richer the better.

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-12 08:07 回覆：
Ha ha ha! Great metaphor! How I wish I'm a mixed nuts as you described.


	The State I was in 等級：8 留言｜加入好友

Darn!!

2009/11/12 02:20

I want to be like Europe, but way pass the age that you defined.

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-12 08:09 回覆：
What about me? I'm stuck in Iran all my life.


	Bundy 等級：8 留言｜加入好友

哈！

2009/11/11 23:31

看了畢卡索媽媽說的：

男人是滾來滾去的 NUTS

女人不就成了如來佛？

那滾來滾去的 NUTS都逃不出她的掌心！?

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-12 08:24 回覆：
呵呵,如果男人是NUTS,走到哪兒都有,不用握在掌心吧?


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這些地方都沒去過

2009/11/11 21:50

所以不知道是怎麼樣的情況
但是住在加拿大十多年了
自己的確有點像六七十歲的樣子了
一則以喜一則以慮

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-11 22:20 回覆：
都住在加拿大了,地廣人稀,空氣新鮮,比台北好多了.六七十歲的心智是包容性很大,應該感到很平靜與open to the world meeting new friends. 這很好啊.


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