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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN 
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like 
Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! 

d4f6.jpg Picture 140 image by charshomes

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like 
Europe.   Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. 
  

europe2009932.jpg more venice image by mypuppyripley

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. 
DSC_0312.jpg picture by jasmine4242


Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.   

_Santorini_Greece.jpg SANTORINY image by 199682

GreekSaladSep052003.jpg picture by jasmine4242

  
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like 
Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. 

london.jpg England image by alexadelgado

afternoon-tea-in-the.jpg tea image by AriAddne


Between 51 and 60, a woman is like 
Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. 
  


f099.jpg The Western Wall #2 image by hannahmegacz

Picture121.jpg beduin food image by merylm  


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like 
Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. 


 After 70, she becomes Tibet ..  Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages..... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN 

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts. 

walnuts.jpg picture by jasmine4242

雙關語有時蠻毒滴.

  THE END.





 

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男人的一生一句話就講完﹐
2009/11/11 05:05

女人卻要用這麼長的篇幅﹐這麼多美麗的圖片來比喻~

看起來還是做女人比較有趣

我下輩子還是要當女人

活一生﹐世界走一圈.....


Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-11 07:42 回覆:

 是啊, 女人一生多精彩!

男人一生粉簡單...


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It's BOLD!!!
2009/11/10 22:45
What you describe here is BOLD, but so TRUE!!!
A Laugh a day, keep H1N1 Away!
thanks for sharing!

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-10 22:50 回覆:
Thank God, you are not referring my head.  Keep that smiling face.
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