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| Miss Universe s last Question 環球小姐最後壹題 Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：美國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 美國小姐：美國的男性器官象紳士。 Question: How can you say so? 問：爲什麽呢？ Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman…….. 美國小姐：因爲只要壹看到女士,他們就會起立…… (Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) ——————————————————————– Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：西班牙小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象鬥牛。 Question: How can you say so? 問：爲什麽呢？ Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐：因爲只要看到有洞就會出擊。 Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) ——————————————————————- Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：菲律賓小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官象流言。 Question: How can you say so? 問：爲什麽呢？ Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律賓小姐：因爲它從壹張嘴裏傳到另壹張嘴裏。 (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌) ———————————————————————- Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? 問：伊朗小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象賊。 Question: How can you say so? 問：爲什麽呢？ Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐：因爲他們總愛走後門。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) ———————————————————————– Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：印度小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 印度小姐：印度的男性器官象勞力。 Question: How can you say so? 問：爲什麽呢？ Ms India: Because it works day and night…… 印度小姐：因爲日夜勞“做”。 (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) ———————————————————————– Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：馬來西亞小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. 馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官象Proton 牌轎車(馬來西亞國産車)。 Question: How can you say so? 問：爲什麽呢？ Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. 馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(壹撞就變形)。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) ———————————————————————- Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：新加坡小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。 Question: How can you say so? 問：爲什麽呢？ Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 新加坡小姐：總是沖進場,提前15分鍾出場。 Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) ——————————————————————– Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問：中國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane. 中國小姐：中國的男性器官象航天飛機。 Question: How can you say so? 問：爲什麽呢？ Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes…….. 中國小姐：雖然不大,但幾分鍾內就可以把妳送上雲端…… |
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