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做一個幽默的照片檔

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大學同學湯姆周,日前到夏威夷旅遊，有美女相伴，還大膽玩衝浪，我把他寄來的照片做了一個ｐｐｓ檔，配上音樂，以及幾篇笑話，寄回給他及本班同學欣賞．並開了一個玩笑,要看者猜跟老周同遊的美女是誰，要看到pps後面就知道了.　

結果老周很快就回信表示感謝.

的確,當你寄幾張旅遊照片給朋友,回收的是一份加了幽默情節編輯,附有動畫並搭配音樂的pps檔, 單是體會這朋友花的時間和心思就夠感激了.

我也是都利用這種機會,來磨練我的pps 製作技術.

當然,我要表示對老周勇於嘗試新玩意---尤其是衝浪----表示深深的敬佩.

附上幾篇英文笑話如下, 大家都年過半百,遲早會發生類似下面的情事,先預習一下.

Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.

His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?'

The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires.'

New restaurant

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.'

The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'

The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red and has thorns.'

'Do you mean a rose?'

He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man.

Get married
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope !'
This woman, is she good looking?'
'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope ! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'
Hot mamma
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Dr. “Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”'
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that. I said, “You've got a heart murmur; be careful.”'

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