美國脫口秀節目這幾天紛紛以共和黨副總統候選人裴林為題材.以下是幾個例子:

Gov. Palin gave a speech last night. She wanted to give people who

 don’t know her a chance to meet her. Like John McCain.

-Jay Leno

裴林昨晚發表演說,給不認識她的人一個見面的機會,例如馬侃.---傑.連諾

(嘲諷馬侃沒把裴林底細摸清,就挑選她當副手.)

Sarah Palin spoke at the Republican Convention last night. She says

she’s opposed to same-sex marriage. Palin said, “Everyone knows

 marriage isn’t for gay people — it’s for pregnant teenagers.”

-Conan O'Brien

裴林昨晚在全代會上說,她反對同性結婚.她說: 每個人都知道,婚姻不是給同性戀的人結的----是給懷孕的年輕人結的.----柯南.奧布安

(諷刺裴林女兒未婚懷孕.)

John McCain’s running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, has revealed

 that her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. The family said, “We

 should never have introduced her to John Edwards.”

-Conan O'Brien

馬侃的競選搭檔阿拉斯加州長裴林透露,她17歲的女兒懷孕了. 家人說:[我們真不應該把她介紹給愛德華茲的.

(愛德華茲參議員被爆婚外情,退出總統選舉)