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English History Lessons about Old Sayings:

There is an old Hotel/Pub in Marble Arch, London, which used to have a gallows adjacent to it. Prisoners were taken to the gallows (after a fair trial of course!) to be hanged.

The horse-drawn dray, carting the prisoner, was accompanied by an armed guard, who  would stop the dray outside the pub and ask the  prisoner if he would  like ''ONE LAST DRINK''.

If he said YES, it was referred to as ONE FOR THE ROAD. If he declined, that Prisoner was ON THE WAGON.  
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More  history... They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot and then once a day it was taken and sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive you were "piss poor".

But  worse than that were the really poor folk, who  couldn't even afford to buy a pot, they "Didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low. 

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The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to  be...

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Here are some facts about England in the 1500s:

Most people got married in June, because they took  their yearly bath in May and they still smelled  pretty good by June! 

However, since they were starting to smell, brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

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Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies.
  
By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it! Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water!" 

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Houses had thatched roofs, thick straw piled high, with no wood underneath.
It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof.

When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

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Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

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The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "dirt poor."

The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing.
As the winter wore on they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance. Hence: a thresh hold. (Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

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Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. W
hen visitors came over they would hang up their bacon, to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "Bring home the bacon."
They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around talking and ''chew the fat''. 

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Those with money had plates made of pewter. 
Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning and death. This happened most often with tomatoes. So for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

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Bread was divided according to status. 
Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or ''The Upper Crust''.

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Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. T
he combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of ''Holding a Wake''.    

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England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people, so they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house and reuse the grave!

When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, thread it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.  Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell;  thus someone could be, ''Saved by the Bell ''or was considered a ''Dead Ringer'' And that's the truth!

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Now, whoever said English history was boring ! ! !
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GolfNut — 無心的邂逅
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2017/09/15 14:03
Epiphanic moment to this Nut indeed.得意
ellen chou 童山已濯濯(elleninseattle) 於 2017-09-16 12:18 回覆:

我學英文沒有下很深的工夫,年紀大了更是忘掉許多,

這是同學傳來的電郵,也不知道經過多少轉折。

覺得你寫的文章有趣,可是又與主題無關,所以擺在這兒,博君ㄧ粲。

後來查其源頭,原來出自2008年的文章:

ELTNEWS.com - The Website for English Teachers


Lansing
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2017/09/10 14:59

門檻原來作此用大笑

還以為是為擋雨水濺入屋內

ellen chou 童山已濯濯(elleninseattle) 於 2017-09-10 15:29 回覆:

還有形容我們說的大雨傾盆,

他們卻說貓狗齊下,

原來真是躲在草篷上的貓狗都被大雨沖刷而下呢!


ellen chou 童山已濯濯
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2017/09/07 01:51
最好玩的是關於新娘捧花那ㄧ段。
ellen chou 童山已濯濯(elleninseattle) 於 2017-09-07 23:08 回覆:
原來西方的守靈為的是等他們從宿醉中清醒!大笑

看雲
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2017/09/06 20:40
Very interesting 🤗
ellen chou 童山已濯濯(elleninseattle) 於 2017-09-07 01:49 回覆:

Yes. 關於有些說法也有不少爭議。英文如此,中文亦然。

The English language is forever changing. New words appear; old ones fall out of use or alter their meanings.


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2017/09/06 12:57
嘩, 長知識了微笑
ellen chou 童山已濯濯(elleninseattle) 於 2017-09-07 01:39 回覆:
大笑 古中國也有抹了滿嘴油的齊人每次從墳場回家“驕其妻妾”