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從麻吉菜菜子家裡看到的！ 轉回來存檔一下！ 一定要好好提醒一下當媽的！ 哈哈哈～～ 真是超級經典的老媽之歌！ －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－歌詞分隔線－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ 〔老媽子口氣版翻譯〕 馬上起床 馬上起床 馬上給我滾下床 去洗把臉 刷刷牙 梳梳你那頭亂七八糟髮 喏~! 你的衣服還有鞋子 我說了算 馬上起床把床鋪整一整 會熱嗎? 會冷嗎? 你確定要穿那個出門? 書咧? 午餐咧? 作業咧? 到底放到哪裡去? 記得帶外套，手套，圍巾和帽子! 不要忘記！餵貓喔！ 乖，吃早餐喔，專家說早餐是一天最重要的一餐喔！ 來，吞維他命，這樣你才會長得又高又壯喔！ 記得今天下午三點要去看牙醫喔！ 不要忘記今天下午鋼琴課，回來要談給我聽喔！ 不要玩你的飯 (用湯匙鏟推食物) 吃慢點 (慢慢嚼) 但要快喔 校車來了 路上小心 回來！回來！ (老媽子又覺得哪裡不妥) 你耳朵後面有洗嗎？ 出去玩，不要玩太野，你會遵守遊戲規則嗎? 要有禮貌，多交朋友，要懂得分享 加把勁！要有耐性！絕對不可以膽大妄為！ 跟人好好相處！不要逼我找你算帳！ 房間整理一下，衣服摺一摺，把東西收一收 把床鋪好！馬上去做！我可沒閒工夫陪你 (我們可不想一整天都耗在這裡) 你是在豬寮出生嗎? (原文是穀倉; ) 你想鋪稻草嗎? 你到底有沒有聽到我的話！ (老媽子抓狂了) 接電話！電話掛掉！ (看電視) 不要坐太近，轉小聲一點，不要寫在桌子上！ 今晚不准打電腦 你再不聽話，我就沒收你的 Ipod 去哪裡? 跟誰? 幾點回來? 不管混到哪裡 記得說請，謝謝，對不起，才會有人緣 等你長大成人，你有一天會佩服老媽的智慧 等不及抱孫子 (你生的小蘿蔔頭) 你會感激我對你的苦口婆心 (心甘情願的勸告) 但現在，你不要對我翻白眼我就謝天謝地了 拜託你好不好，吃東西嘴巴閉起來 (原文為感激你) 你討厭吃的東西多少吃個兩口吧 用叉子！不要打嗝不然我幫你打直腰桿 (小孩都不喜歡) 吃你盤子裡的東西 拿個甲上，把門關上，但不要對我耍小聰明 (沒用) 抓緊，進來這裡，不然我數到三 去找工作，吃自己，讀個博士 來，吃下這帖..... 我不管誰先開始的，總之你到36歲以前都得在家禁足！ 把你的話講清楚，老實講沒關係，看在老天的份上。 如果你全部的朋友都去跳樓你會跟著跳嗎？ (原文是跳懸崖) 如果這是我講過的，那我肯定講過上千遍 免得你太老而做不到我要求的 這肯定是遺傳你老爸 (意思是老媽子的基因很好) 我講話的時候看著我 走路時抬頭挺胸 所有東西都有地方放，而且都要放定位 不要哭，否則我會給你一些真的東西讓你痛哭流涕 對了！ 快去刷牙洗臉穿上睡衣 上床去，起來，跟老媽一起禱告 記得，我愛你 明天呢我們重新再來一遍因為老媽的工作永遠不止息 不需要問為什麼 因為，因為，因為，因為 我說了算，我說了算，我說了算，我說了算 我就是老媽子，偉大的媽子 (the 有獨一無二的意思) Ta da!! ********************************************************* "The Mom Song" Get up now Get up now Get up out of bed Wash your face Brush your teeth Comb your sleepyhead Here's your clothes and your shoes Hear the words I said Get up now! Get up and make your bed Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that? Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at? Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play Don't shovel Chew slowly But hurry The bus is here Be careful Come back here Did you wash behind your ears? Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair? Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare Get along! Don't make me come down there Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day? Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay? Can you even hear a word I say? Answer the phone! Get off the phone! Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table No more computer time tonight! Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home? Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight Eat the food I put upon your plate Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three Get a job, get a life, get a PHD Get a dose of, "I don't care who started it! You're grounded until you're 36" Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too? If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before That you're too old to act this way It must be your father's DNA Look at me when I am talking Stand up straighter when you walk A place for everything and everything must be in place Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about Oh! Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on Get in bed, get up here, say a prayer with mom Don't forget, I love you And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends You don't need the reason why Because, because, because, because I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!! Ta da!!! |
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