美豔絕倫的鄉村流行女皇〔仙妮亞唐恩〕──調侃男人的輕鬆俏皮流行名曲──〔That Dont Impress Me Much〕




Ive known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But youve got being right down to an art
You think youre a genius--you drive me up the wall
Youre a regular original, a know-it-all

BRIDGE:
Oh-oo-oh, you think youre special
Oh-oo-oh, you think youre something else

Okay, so youre a rocket scientist
That dont impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Dont get me wrong, yeah I think youre alright
But that wont keep me warm in the middle of the night
That dont impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve--just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place

(BRIDGE)

Okay, so youre Brad Pitt
That dont impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Dont get me wrong, yeah I think youre alright
But that wont keep me warm in the middle of the night
That dont impress me much

Youre one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I cant believe you kiss your car good night
Cmon baby tell me--you must be jokin, right!

(BRIDGE)

Okay, so youve got a car
That dont impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Dont get me wrong, yeah I think youre alright
But that wont keep me warm in the middle of the night

That dont impress me much
You think youre cool but have you got the touch
Dont get me wrong, yeah I think youre alright
But that wont keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That dont impress me much

Okay, so what do you think youre Elvis or something...
Whatever
That dont impress me


 

１９９８年底　　聲勢如日中天的鄉村第一天后仙妮亞唐恩（Shania Twain）推出［Come On Over］第七首單曲〔That Don’t Impress Me Much〕

（美國是第六首　９９年初才推出商業單曲） （第四首國際單曲）
這是一首鄉村／流行搖滾
在輕快的節奏中　仙妮亞輕鬆俏皮的調侃那些自以為是的男人
此曲得到美國流行榜＃７　鄉村榜＃８　成人抒情榜＃８

加拿大＃８
在主流電台　［The Dont Impress Me Much］改成完全不鄉村的舞曲混音版宣傳

並以此主打國際市場
則在英國登上＃３　拿到白金　年終銷售更高達＃７（這是仙妮亞在英國最成功的歌曲）
連帶讓〔Come On Over〕也升到冠軍
斷斷續續坐了十一週冠軍　獲得１２白金佳績

超越瑪丹娜（Madonna）［True Blue］　成為英倫史上最暢銷的女藝人錄音室專輯（直到２０１１年才被艾黛兒［Adele］超越）

在比利時＆挪威（金）＆愛爾蘭＆紐西蘭（白金）則是冠軍　澳洲亞軍（２白金）　荷蘭亞軍
奧地利（金）／瑞典（白金）／芬蘭是季軍
瑞士＃６　德國Top１０（金）　法國＆義大利＃１２
這是唐恩最成功的國際單曲之一 

〔That Don’t Impress Me Much〕的MV則選在加州Mojave沙漠拍攝
３３歲的仙妮亞一改之前的清新　高雅形象　改以豔麗打扮出現
只見一頭紅髮　臉上粉抹得跟日本藝妓般白的她
穿著一身金錢豹皮的胸衣　喇叭褲　皮靴　緊身薄外套
手上提著豹皮鼓找便車搭
結果先後出現了機車騎士　送油車　轎車　等司機（應該是吧）
以及騎著黑駒的遊牧酋長

（其中一位是與她合作〔You’re Still The One／你仍是唯一〕男模John Devoe）
每個人看到性感美豔　身材窈窕的仙妮亞
都很樂意讓她搭便車
可是仙妮亞似乎不太喜歡這些男人的態度
結果全部予以婉拒　繼續在沙漠尋覓車子
這支MV拍得相當出色

拿到加拿大鄉村音樂獎年度錄影帶
在VH-1票選史上１００支最傑出的音樂錄影帶榜單時
也名列其中
仙妮亞的身材真是一級棒　我特別喜歡她的楊柳腰
推薦給喜歡仙妮亞的朋友

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8 

International MV 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO_Wcq1B10w 

Audio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfAVsNSl9-g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5nbVD7PiKw