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A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?" 六歲的小男孩告訴他爸爸他要跟住在對面的小女孩結婚。。。 爸爸問“婚姻是大事﹐你有沒有好好想過﹖” "Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark." 小男孩回答“是的﹐我們可以每一個禮拜輪流睡我的和她的房間。 就在對面街﹐如果我怕暗可以馬上跑回家。” "How about transportation?" the father asked. 爸爸又問“那交通工具呢﹖” "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. 小男孩回答“我有小貨車﹐加上我們兩個各自有三輪車呀﹗” The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. 小男孩回答他父親每一個問題。 Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know." 最後他父親憤憤地問“那小孩呢﹖你們結婚將有孩子的責任啊﹗你知不知道。” "We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. 小男孩回答“我們也考慮到那個問題。” "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!" 小男孩說“我們不要有小孩﹐所以每次她一下蛋﹐我將狠狠地踩破她的蛋﹗” |
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