Why America’s economy fell off the cliff
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock(made in Japan ) for 6 am.
While his coffee-pot (made in China ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor(made in Hong Kong )
He put on a dress shirt (made in Sri Lanka ), designer jeans (made in Singapore )and tennis shoes (made in Korea )
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(made in India ) he sat down with his calculator (made in Mexico ) to see how much he could spend today. 在他用印度製的長柄電鍋做好早餐之後，他坐下用他墨西哥製的計算機看他今天他能花多少錢。
After setting his watch (made in Malaysia ) to the radio (made in India ) he got in his car (made in Germany ) filled it with gas (from Saudi Arabia )and continued his search for a good paying American.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer(made in Taiwan ), John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals (made in Brazil ), poured himself a glass of wine (made in France ) and turned on his TV(made in Indonesia ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA .
And now he is hoping he can get help from president made in Kenya.