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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN 
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like 
Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! 

d4f6.jpg Picture 140 image by charshomes

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like 
Europe.   Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. 
  

europe2009932.jpg more venice image by mypuppyripley

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. 
DSC_0312.jpg picture by jasmine4242


Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.   

_Santorini_Greece.jpg SANTORINY image by 199682

GreekSaladSep052003.jpg picture by jasmine4242

  
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like 
Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. 

london.jpg England image by alexadelgado

afternoon-tea-in-the.jpg tea image by AriAddne


Between 51 and 60, a woman is like 
Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. 
  


f099.jpg The Western Wall #2 image by hannahmegacz

Picture121.jpg beduin food image by merylm  


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like 
Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. 


 After 70, she becomes Tibet ..  Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages..... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN 

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts. 

walnuts.jpg picture by jasmine4242

雙關語有時蠻毒滴.

  THE END.





 

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Wess said
2010/01/25 10:43
Well said. What about a Chinese woman should be from age 1 to 70?
Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2010-01-26 09:45 回覆:
I think should be about the same.  After all, women are very smart gender.    

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Spain
2009/11/16 09:54
I am staying in Spain forever.
Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-16 12:33 回覆:

Great spirit! 

I wish I can say the same thing...


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hey, nuts,
2009/11/14 06:44
After the afternoon tea in GB, I'll take a dive in Greece, skipping Spain--too hot, and arrive directly in Europe. Not adventurous for Africa--full of danger.
Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-14 08:58 回覆:
Hi, my fair lady, no matter which country you visit, it will glow by your presence.  Even if you visit Africa, the lions will sit quietly and listen to your heavenly music.

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正在打包
2009/11/13 07:39

準備前往以色列

打算邀 Apple 一起去迪士尼找你......

(還蠻高興離開英國的說

大部分好的英國人都已離開英國

現在改名叫 New Zealander, or Kiwi )

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-13 09:51 回覆:
女人到了以色列,男人都不敢惹她們.歡迎妳與Apple帶著Great Britain的Glory來迪士尼找我.在下會在Peter Pan的Never land等妳們.  

Apple *
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head for Africa
2009/11/13 06:20

Will anyone part the sea so I may leave Isreal and head for Africa???

Apple

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-13 09:23 回覆:
If you found anyone who can do that, my wife will follow you.  I better email Moses, Africa is a good place, plus credit card is not that useful over there.  

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Humor is a kind of perfume
2009/11/13 05:41
With music .. "Nutcracker" ... Ha..Ha ... 

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-13 09:15 回覆:
Ha ha ha!  You "heard" my point, if male is nut, female must be nutcracker.

六一狼
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去伊朗怕會被宗教迫害ㄋㄟ
2009/11/13 04:43

好毒啊,既酸了伊朗(狂人治理)

又批了男人(隨而安)

我不要去那裏啦,我比較喜歡你另外給我們找的地方---迪士尼樂園

至少,裡面可以搞生意

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-13 09:04 回覆:
在下也不去伊朗,吃不到東坡肉,隨慾而安是更不可能的事. 來來來,咱們一起去迪士尼樂園,你賣咖啡,我擺算命攤.

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好好笑
2009/11/13 00:26
我好奇是誰寫出這麼經典的心得?
這人八成跟孔夫子一樣得先周遊列國才能有此體認,
然後邊敲著自己的頭邊喊著:
我的天呀,白活了八十年~
Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-13 08:56 回覆:
我猜這一篇是聰明的女人周遊列國後寫出來的,她得意的發現世界各國都有NUTS.

ping自言自語
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裝懂
2009/11/12 18:29

下工回來看到笑話   二話不說先瞧瞧舒壓

結果卻還得找翻譯

算了

裝懂  笑笑囉

其實今天帶了一團板橋市的長青社團

我可使盡了力氣  逗逗老人家笑

Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-13 08:48 回覆:
這篇不是英文考試,是電腦翻譯測試. Ms. Ping講笑話是一流的,有機會請Po出來讓我們學習如何逗逗老人家.

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對呀!
2009/11/12 16:49
跟七琴一樣,我也是下輩子想當女人, 還是可以跟這輩子一樣的ㄌㄨˊ。
Ricardo(jasmine4242) 於 2009-11-13 08:39 回覆:
一看就知道妳是個性開朗快樂的女生.現在我終於明白上帝為什麼要把男生的頭腦創造的那麼簡單,就是要應付女生的ㄌㄨˊ.
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