Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age, I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

(See how Google translates this joke.)


兩個男孩正在爭吵時，老師剛好走進教室。

老師問： 「你們在吵什麼？」

其中一個男孩答：「我們撿到一張十元紙鈔，正在決定誰最會說謊，就可拿走它。」

老師說：「你們應該感到慚愧，當我像你們一樣的年紀時，根本不知道什麼是說謊。」

這兩個孩子立刻把那十塊錢給了老師。