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Definition of a Kiss 1. Prof. of Economics Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
2. Prof. of Accountancy Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
3. Prof. of Algebra代數學 Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
4. Prof. of Geometry幾何學 Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
5. Prof. of Physics Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
6. Prof. of Chemistry Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
7. Prof. of Physiology Kiss is the juxtaposition並列 of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.
8. Prof. of Dentistry牙科醫術 Kiss is infectious and antiseptic. 無菌的
9. Prof. of Philosophy Kiss is the persecution迫害 for the child, ecstasy 搖頭丸for the youth and homage 尊敬for the old.
10. Prof. of Computer Science What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable! 變數
11. Prof. of English Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
12. Prof. of Architecture建築學 Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects. |
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