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Definition of a Kiss
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Definition of a Kiss

 

1.         Prof. of Economics

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

 

2.         Prof. of Accountancy

Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

 

3.          Prof. of Algebra代數學

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

 

 

4.         Prof. of Geometry幾何學

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

 

5.         Prof. of Physics

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

 

6.         Prof. of Chemistry

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

 

7.         Prof. of Physiology

Kiss is the juxtaposition並列 of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

 

8.         Prof. of Dentistry牙科醫術

Kiss is infectious and antiseptic. 無菌的

 

9.         Prof. of Philosophy

Kiss is the persecution迫害 for the child, ecstasy 搖頭丸for the youth and homage 尊敬for the old.

 

10.     Prof. of Computer Science

What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable! 變數

 

11.     Prof. of English

Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

 

12.     Prof. of Architecture建築學

Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

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