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How to make a woman happy VS How to make a man happy( Haha)
2009/01/27 00:27:11瀏覽987|回應3|推薦9

Source: Funlok.com

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's NOT difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A sexologist

15. A gynecologist

16. A psychologist

17. A pest exterminator

18. A psychiatrist

19. A healer

20. A good listener

21. An organizer

22. A good father

23. Very clean

24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate

44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly

46. Love shopping

47. Be honest

48. Be very rich

49. Not stress her out

50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

 

 

 

 

 

 

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For sure not this nake one
2009/01/27 20:43

Looks like woman are greedy than man does, man are sex oriented

But for sure, not this naked one


開拓生命中的無情荒地 ____ ___ 舞出愛情中的有晴天
Happiness(s222460428) 於 2009-01-28 00:32 回覆:
Haha, I like your sense of humor. Haha, I do agree male was born to be sex oriented. And women care more for emotional satisfaction.

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:))
2009/01/27 12:54
The conclusion is that (1) men are easier to please than women, or (2) men are so dumb that they go for something that can be shaped by $ (plastic surgery). Take your pick!
Happiness(s222460428) 於 2009-01-28 00:30 回覆:
Haha, I love your descriptions. I do think so. Men are easier to be satisfied than women. Women can be satisfied by using diverse ways with a sincere heart. Men exercise their sensory organs more. Thanks. Actually, I pick one.

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WARNING !
2009/01/27 08:52

WARNING !

THE DECLARATION ANNOUNCED BY HAPPINESS.

IS NOT TOTALLY TRUE.

DO NOT BE STUPID ENOUGH TO BE NAKED YOURSELF SO EASY.

THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY TO ACCOMPLISH IT.

BE SMART!

 

 

THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY TO ACCOMPLY.


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Happiness(s222460428) 於 2009-01-28 00:24 回覆:

Haha, thanks, PD. Actually, I love the original writer's sense of humor and sensitivity. I do agree there are thousands of ways to make women happy but what every woman needs may not be the same.

I do agree there must be some other ways to make men happy. However, you have to know your man first and get to the point.

Thanks for your feedback. You are right 100 %.