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Student: Could I get in trouble if I didn't do something? Teacher: Well, I don't suppose so. Student: In that case, I didn't do my homework  Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I can't remember anything. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem  Jake: I got an anonymous letter. John: From whom?  Lenny: May I hold your hand? Jenny: No, it is not that heavy.  Brent: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? Trent : How tall are you?  Bobby: I've owned this car for 15 years and never had a wreck. Prospective buyer: You mean you've owned this wreck for 15 years and never had a car. |
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