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a talking frog is better than a pretty lad
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A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.
一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。

He was sitting in his boat the other day
when he heard a voice say, ' Pick me up. '
 
一天,他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到 
一個聲音說:「把我拿起來。」 !

He looked around and couldn ' t see anyone
.
他四處張望,卻四下無人

He thought he was dreaming
when he heard the voice say again, ' Pick me up. '
 
當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時, 
他以為是他的幻覺 

He looked in the water and there,
floating on the top, was a frog
. 
他往水中定神一看, 
那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上

The man said, ' Are you talking to me? '

老先生問道:「你在跟我說話嗎?」

The frog said, ' Yes, I ' m talking to you.

青蛙回道:「對,就是我啊!」

Pick me up then, kiss me and
I ' ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

將我拿起來,吻我, 
我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人

I ' ll make sure that all your friends are envious
and jealous because I will be your bride! '

我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒, 
因為我即將成為你的新娘 

The man looked at the frog for a short time,
reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket
.
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後,伸出手, 
很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡 

The frog said, ' What, are you nuts?
Didn ' t you hear what I said?

I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride. '
青蛙說:「怎麼,你瘋啦?你沒聽我說嗎? 
我說,吻我,然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」 

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at my age I ' d rather have a talking frog. '
 

他撥開他的口袋,看著青蛙說: 
「算了,以我這樣的年紀, 
 
我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」 

人到達一個年齡,清楚甚麼該要,甚麼不該要,是一種 智慧 

真的很妙的一句話喔 ~ ~    

 

男生女生共勉之~ 真的是很有智慧的一句話! 

 

岳父母結婚三十年,互敬互愛,從不吵架。

為此我結婚時特地去請教岳父大人。

岳父說:「我結婚時我岳父就告訴我

『不要批評你太太的缺點或怪她做錯事,要知道,

就是因為她有缺點,有時做錯事,才沒有找到更理想的丈夫。』 

你要記住這句話。」

 

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