拜某位天才之賜, 總算學到怎麼文雅地跟對方說"干我屁事"啦!, 這傢伙不知錯按什麼鍵, 把他的mail發給了全世界幾萬人, 這幾萬人中約有幾百個"不懂裝懂"的, 又reply all這封mail, 幾百乘以幾萬之後, 這封mail就以幾百萬幾百萬的流量, 在全世界形成endless loop, 所以整個系統就爆了啦!

以下是萬中選出幾個跟對方說"你的問題跟我沒關係"的方式, 我不喜歡用"that is not my business.", 聽起來很不客氣, 沒有騙人, 這幾萬封mail中, 都沒有人跟天才說"that is not my business."呢!

Pls exclude me from the list as I'm not relevant. 

I’m not involved in this matter .

I’m not also concerned by this.

I do not believe I am the right person to receive this mail.

Please note am not involved in this mail.

this mail has nothing to do with my desk.

This desk is not relevant to the subject.

sorry suppose I am not the right person involved in this matter.

I don't believe this has anything to do with me

可以一次收集到這麼多"關我屁事"的語法, 不得不感謝那個天兵一下.