Just forget who said this. Use simplest way to describe
the 3 phases of Love:

1st Love
Wanted to look at him/her, but too bashful to do it.
What to do?
Piping!

Crazy Love
Mother wants me to go East and she/he wants me
to go West. What to do?
West!

Lost Love
Lover is going to get married, but partner is not me.
What to do?
Smoke!