看了下面的笑話﹐您就明白為何 Ron Paul 等人 是 白痴 ? !

政客是這麼來的（The making of a politician）

當父親送三個兒子唸大學時，他告訴他們：「我覺得為你們提供最好的教育是我的責任，你們並不欠我任何東西，但我希望你們會心存感恩。當我逝去躺在棺材內時，請你們每一位放一千元在我棺材內。」
A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university: "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."

三個兒子的事業都很成功，分別成了醫生、律師和財務規劃師，也都很有錢。當他們的父親躺在棺材內時，他們想起了父親的心願。
And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a lawyer and a financial planner, each very successful financially. When their father's time had come and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish.

首先，醫生兒子把10張百元美鈔放在死者的胸部。
First, it was the doctor who put 10 --- $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.

然後，財務規劃師也把一千元放入。
Then, came the financial planner, who also put $1,000 there.

最後，換了傷心欲絕的律師。他把手伸進口袋，掏出了支票簿，寫了一張三千元的支票放進父親的棺木，並拿回那二千元的現金。
Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He dipped into his pocket, took out his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.