WHY AMERICA 'S ECONOMY FELL OFF THE CLIFF
為何美國經濟直直落
  
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
約翰早上六點被日本製的鬧鐘叫醒。
  
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor(MADE IN HONG KONG ).
他那中國製的咖啡壺燒開了，他用香港製的電鬍刀刮鬍鬚。
  
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRILANKA),designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE )and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).
他穿上斯利蘭卡製的襯衫，新加坡製的長褲及韓國製的布鞋。
  
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.
用印度製的長柄電鍋煮早餐之後，他坐下來用墨西哥製的計算機，瞧瞧今天他能花多少錢。
  
After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
從印度製的收音機校對了他的台灣製的錶的時間後，他上了德國製的車還加滿了從沙烏地阿拉伯進口的油，然後繼續找好待遇的美國工作。

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA ),John decided to relax for a while.
過了沮喪又沒結果的一天，他看看馬來西亞製的電腦，決定放鬆一下。
  
He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ),poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA.
他穿上巴西製的夾腳拖鞋，倒了一杯法國生產的紅酒且打開印尼製的電視，還在奇怪為什麼他找不到一個好的美國工作。

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA.
當下他正在希望從 "肯亞製的美國總統" 那邊能夠得到幫助。

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ps ~ 哈哈哈哈~肯亞製的( black father + white mother )美國總統~

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加碼 節錄轉載 from 認真的女人最美........ 造成美國目前經濟蕭條的原因很多, 也是累積醞釀了很多年才爆發, 但是我相信塞翁失馬, 焉知非福, 讓整個國家重整, 人民重新思考, 也未必是壞事. 未來讓美國重新繁榮的也許不是高科技產業, 但它總會找出生存的利基, 也許是替代能源, 也許是生物科技, 也許是其他尚未公佈的機密, 光是想到在舊金山灣區有多少不為人知的 Startup Companies, 就足以令人興奮, 因為這些公司都在為了某個商業機會在努力, 有遠景就有機會.

與其每天被報章雜誌的負面消息而擔心, 進而影響心情, 還不如檢視自己, 當機會來臨時, 你是否已經準備好?