英語新譯

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義譯法

(傳統的翻譯法)

Her mother saw you on Wednesday.

(她母親星期三看到你。)

Let Sam win the history!

(讓山姆贏得歷史吧！)

John Eva shall be papa.

(約翰愛華要當爸爸了！)

How long been mass-war coming？

(大戰已經來臨多久了？)

Julie lent you her book.

(茱莉把她的書借給了妳。)

My angel will buy a car.

(我的天使將買一部車！)

Poor English has quite a lot！

(爛英文到處都是！)

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音譯法

(現代火星人的翻譯)

Her mother saw you on Wednesday.

(喝媽的餿油俺穩死滴！)

Let Sam win the history

(連勝文得歇斯底里！)

John Eva shall be papa.

(江宜樺想必怕怕！)

How long been mass-war coming！

(郝龍斌: 沒事！我扛咩！)

Julie lent you her book.

(朱立倫有何不可？)

My angel will buy a car.

(馬英九ㄟ掰咖 (跛腳)！)

Poor English has quite a lot！

(蔡英文很是快樂！)

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