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看到一篇網路笑話如下，覺得咱們中華民族真是一個厲害又偉大的民族呀！這讓我想到了早在三、四十年前出國留學潮時，因大家手頭都不寬裕。於是留學生們想出了一個妙招，作以與家中聯絡報平安的方式：利用電信局的國際叫人電話，請電信局撥號回台灣呼叫某一特定受話人，台灣這端的電信局會詢問受話人，XXX要求台灣方的付費電話是否願意付費接通，待受話人接到電話後，再回應電信局的人員拒絕付此通受話人付費的電話。但台灣的家人此時已經確知在國外的兒子、女兒很平安。所以咱們才能夠在上一個世紀的時候，就大聲地喊出了〝二十一世紀是中國人的世紀〞呀！ （要注意最後一段 Another reason why Chinese are successful , they never miss any opportunity. Why waste? Chinese courier service ::: Forget about DHL, UPS or FEDEX!! This beats them all ! A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when the coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin. When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top of the corpse which read as follows: "Dear Cousins, I am sending Ah-ma (grandma) body to you since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ah-ma's body, 12 bottles of Yomeitsu tonic, 10 boxes of American Ginseng and 10 packets of Chinatown Chinese sausage Lap Cheong. Please divide these among all of you. On Ah-ma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah boy. Also there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons.. Hope the sizes are correct.. Ah-ma is wearing 6 Calvin Klein T-Shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ah-ma is wearing are for 2nd uncle boys. The Rolex watch that Har Cheong wanted is on Ah ma's left wrist. Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong (Grandpa) also not feeling well nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah Kong goes back too...." |
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