各位同學共勉之!! 想念建築系之前先想清楚~
下面所述，真是於我心有戚戚焉...

你可能是建築系學生，如果...

>> 1. you know the janitors by name.
>> 如果你知道工友的名字.
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>> 2. your roommates say "good morning", and you reply"good night."
>> 你室友對你說早安，你回答晚安。
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>> 3. you carry a toothbrush in your backpack.
>> 你隨身攜帶牙刷。
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>> 4. someone asks you for your phone number and you give them the  studio's.
>> 別人跟你要電話，你給他工作室的電話。
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>> 5. you start paying rent for your desk space in studio.　
>> 你改成付工作室繪圖桌附近的房租。
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>>  6. you can't get a ride from 'Campus Cruiser'.　
>> 你叫不到半夜校車回家。
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>> 7. breakfast is your 5th meal of the day.　
>> 早餐是你一天之中的第五餐。
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>> 8. the morning newspaper beats you home.
>> 早報比你早到家。
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>> 9. 'Red Bull' is you favorite drink.
>> 蠻牛是你最喜歡的飲料。
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>> 10. all of the Christmas gifts you give are wrapped in trace.
>> 所有你送出去的聖誕禮物都是用描繪紙包的。
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>> 11. you ask Santa Clause for architecture supplies.
>> 你希望聖誕老公公送你材料。
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>> 12. you ask Santa Clause for a sleeping bag.
>> 你希望聖誕老公公送你睡袋。
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>> 14. you have 3 or more cups of double shot coffee espressos in one night
>> 你可以一晚喝三杯以上的特級espressos。
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>> 16. you hear the same song on the radio 3 or more times in one night.
>> 一個晚上你可以在廣播裡聽到同一首歌三次以上。
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>> 18. the cars have turned off their headlights.
>> 路上車子都關了大燈。
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>> 19. construction workers are already working.
>> 建築工人已經上工。
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>> 21. you're dating another architecture student.
>> 你跟系上同學約會。
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>> 23. you spend more time in studio than in your own bed.
>> 你花在工作室的時間比你在你床上的時間多。
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>> 24. you spend more time in studio than with your wife.
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>> 你花在工作室的時間比你跟老婆在一起多。
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>> 25. your parents are complaining that you're not having enough fun.
>> 你父母親埋怨你玩得不夠多。
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>> 26. you only leave studio to buy supplies.
>> 你只為了買材料離開studio。
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>> 27. you haven't taken a shower in a week.
>> 你一星期沒洗澡。
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>> 28. you see showering as a waste of time.
>> 你認為洗澡浪費時間。
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>> 30. upon hearing 'supermodel', you think of a nicely crafted-foam core model.　
>> 當你聽到super-model，你會想到一個手工完美的模型。
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>> 31. your parents have more of a social life than you.
>> 你父母的社交活動比你多。
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>> 32. your 11-year-old sister has more of a social life than you.
>> 你十一歲的妹妹比你還多活動。
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>> 33. you consider using broccoli for your models.
>> 你想用花椰菜來當做模型裡的樹。
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>> 36. your friends gat more sleep in one night than you do in one week.
>> 你朋友一天的睡眠比你一星期的睡眠總數還多。
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>> 37. the streetlights turn off.
>> 路燈已關。
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>> 38. you consider 3AM an early night.
>> 你認為凌晨三點還很早。
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>> 39. when your out at 3AM, and your wife knows where you're at..
>> 你凌晨三點不在家，你老婆知道你在哪。
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>> 40. you make love to your models (quoted by Jefferson).
>> 你對你的模型做愛（傑佛遜名言）
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>> 46. picking up breakfast is the last thing you do before going home.
>> 買早餐是你回家前做得最後一件事。
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>> 47. the only building on campus with its lights on is your studios'.
>> 整個校園教室電燈還亮著的是你的studio的。
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>> 48. a break consists of moving your car.
>> 休息包括移動你的車子。
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>> 49. you receive mail in studio.
>> 你的信件都寄到studio。
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>> 50. you say "It's only midnight- I have plenty of time to finish."
>> 你說"才晚上12點，我多的是時間完成"。
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>> 51. you confuse sunrise with sunset.
>> 你把日出和日落搞混。
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>> 52. you ask what time it is, then ask "AM or PM?"
>> 你問說"幾點了"，再問am或pm?
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>> 53. you strangle your roommate because he said he stayed up late studying.
>> 你掐死你室友是因為他說他昨晚讀書讀到很晚。
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>> 54. you've memorized you favorite vending machine combination item
>> 你記得販賣機裡你最喜歡的飲料的編號。
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>> 55. your Friday night is 68 hours long.
>> 你的星期五晚上有68小時長。
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>> 56. you know how much a cubic foot of cement weighs (150lbs).
>> 你知道一立方英尺的水泥多重（150磅）。
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>> 57. you slice your finger, and the first thing you think of is if you'll be able to finish your
      model.
>> 你切到手指時想到的第一件事情是：不知道模型做不做得完?
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>> 59. you swear there are only 120 people at USC.
>> 你發誓南加大只有120個人。
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>> 60. you know all of these are true, no exaggerations.
>> 你知道以上皆屬實，絕無虛言。
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>> 61. you can listen to all your CD's in one night.
>> 你可以在一個晚聽完你所有的CD。
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>> 62. certain songs remind you of studio.
>> 某些歌曲會讓你聯想到studio。
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>> 66. the 'Shop Cafe' closes when you arrive, and reopens before you leave studio.
>> 學校咖啡廳在你到達時關門，當你離開studio時開門。
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>> 67. you have to wait for breakfast shops to open.
>> 你必須等早餐店開門。
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>> 69. you use architecture tools to eat.
>> 你用繪圖工具吃飯。
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>> 70. you think "X-acto Blade Throwing" is a sport.
>> 你認為"射美工刀"是一種運動。
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>> 71. you only buy groceries once a month.
>> 你一個月只須購買一次生活必需品。
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>> 72. you wake up to go to school and you're already there.
>> 你起床去學校，而你已經在學校了。
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>> 73. you start wearing all black.
>> 你開始穿一身黑。
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>> 74. you carry a sweatshirt to all of your classes.
>> 你隨身攜帶換洗的汗衫。
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>> 75. you have no life, and admit it.
>> 你承認沒有生活。
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>> 76. you start to critique a radio selection's selection of songs.
>> 你開始批評廣播DJ的歌曲選擇很爛。
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>> 77. you bring your friends to studio to keep you company.
>> 你帶朋友到studio陪你。
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>> 78. you refer to outside studio as the "Real World."
>> Studio以外得地方對你來說都是真實世界。
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>> 81. you have memorized every radio commercial that airs after 10PM.
>> 你背下了所有晚上十點以後的電台廣告。
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>> 82. you confuse today and tomorrow.
>> 你分不清今天和明天。
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>> 83. you tell time by when other people leave studio.
>> 你的時間觀念是以別人幾點離開studio為基準。
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>> 85. you hear "Didn't you wear that yesterday?',followed by "and the day before that"
>> 你聽到別人問你：你昨天不是穿這件衣服嗎？還有前天和大前天．．．?
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>> 86. you roommate files a 'Missing Person Report'.
>> 你的室友對警察提出失蹤人口。
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>> 87. you count the number of days (not hours) you've been awake.
>> 你算你已經醒著幾天(不算小時)。
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>> 89. you go to the store to buy a six-pack of 'Red Bull'.
>> 你去雜貨店買六瓶蠻牛。
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>> 91. on Halloween, you dress like your instructors.
>> 萬聖節時，你打扮得像你教授。
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>> 92. on Halloween you trick-or-treat in studio to get arch supplies or 'Red Bull'.
>> 萬聖節時，你去要材料或蠻牛，不要糖果。
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>> 93. "respect", "coolness', and "hatred" are all based on how much sleep you get, or lack of.
>> 尊敬，冷靜，和恨意都取決於你睡了多少或沒睡多少。
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>> 95. you start using words your instructor uses.
>> 你開始用你教授所使用的詞。
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>> 96. your bed has collected a layer of dust on it.
>> 你的床上集結了一層灰。
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>> 97. concept of time is not forward, but a countdown from the time a project is due
     ("What time is it?""4 hours 'till").
>> 時間不是像前走，是還剩多久作業截止(幾點了?還有四個小時！?)
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>> 98. you contemplate suicide 3 times a day.
>> 你照三餐抱怨想自殺。
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>> 99. you contemplate dropping your major 3 times a day.
>> 你照三餐揚言要轉系。
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>> 100. you have a tent pitched in studio, but still don't go to sleep.
>> 你在工作室搭了帳棚卻還是不睡覺。
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>> 101. ANY OF THESE APPLY TO YOU!
>> 以上任何一樣發生在你身上。
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