The subject property attracts me now.  Tell you what: I would like to buy this property if someone in AR could give me a hard money loan of $30,000. 

Tell me how much interest you want from me, I will pay you back the loan in a year with at least double security of my purchase price, i.e. 50% LTV or more.  Say, if I buy this property for $50,000; I will come up $20,000 out of my pocket as down payment.  In addition, I will put something as additional collateral or walk your loan to other properties of mine, at your choice, to make your LTV lower than 50%.

What you folks think?  Are you ready to take my challenge?

NOTE: Please don't say I "beg" for your hard money loan.  As I mentioned earlier, I don't need that money since all I have to do is giving my credit card a call.  This other people's money is in my account.  The job is well-done in one day.  Then, why do I bother doing this?  I like to be a mentor who does it "all the American Poor Folk's E-gold" when you are watching to see the power of my formula.formula. 

Okay, I confessed.  Tell you a little bit more behind this.  This morning a guy "Ryan" called me to sell me his "Tom" short sale secret.  I read his material and concluded that his formula was nothing new and will work in a very difficult and narrow situation.  So it is not for me, a easy, lazy and "chicken" guy.  I politely said, "I will buy your program if yours is better than mine.  But I don't see that." 

We ended up in arguments, this telemarketing guy who appears to me an novice in the field even dared to tell me that "you don't know about short sale."  So I will do something like Robert Allen did in his book "Challenge" to show how easy it could be done by an average Joe.