Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
:要節約用水，和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
:愛你的鄰居，不過別讓她老公抓到。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
:每個人都應該熱愛動物，牠們是如此美味。

「Your future depends on your dreams.」 So go to sleep.
:「現在的夢想決定著你的將來」所以還是睡覺吧。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
:每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
:愛情就像照片，需要黑暗來培養。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
:後排座位上的小孩會生出意外，後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
:每個男人都應該結婚，畢竟快樂不是生活中唯一的追求。

The wise never marry， And when they marry they become otherwise.
:聰明人不結婚，一旦結婚就不聰明了。

「Work fascinates me.」 I can look at it for hours！
:「工作好有意思耶！」我可以盯著看上好幾個小時(發呆)。

「Hard work never killed anybody.」 But why take the risk？
:「努力工作不會死的！」不過何必冒那個險呢？

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
:成功是相對的，他帶來很多親戚。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
:別等到明天再拖延，今天就拖延吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
:應該有比在早上醒來更好的方式開始新的一天。

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
:鈔票不是一切的，這世上還有信用卡。

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
:服飾就像鐵絲網，它保衛了領土，但不妨礙視線。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
:神決定了誰是你的親戚，感謝上帝在選擇朋友方面，給我們留了餘地。

When two's company， three's the result!
:兩個人作伴，結果就變成了三個人!

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
:學得越多，知道得越多；知道得越多，忘記得越多；忘記得越多，知道得越少。幹嘛費那個勁去學？